Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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