i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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