But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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