Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just want nice things and good sex
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
