her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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