and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
