Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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