ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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