How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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