id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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