I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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