Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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