What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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