This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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