You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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