Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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