no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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