I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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