Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
