sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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