Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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