Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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