The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Randomize
