I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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