i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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