Whod you bang
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I want a musical about memes.
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