So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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