your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize