your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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