Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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