the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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