either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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