sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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