If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Green mimosas i think yes
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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