Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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