I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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