My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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