we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
