Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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