People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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