: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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