my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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