on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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