a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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