im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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