So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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