who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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