That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
