Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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