is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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