your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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