I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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