he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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