This girl is more easily done than said...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she peed on how many people?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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