I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just forgot I was standing up.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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