Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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