How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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